Puns


 * All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
 * Lif is too short.
 * Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
 * Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
 * I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
 * If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
 * It is sure knife to meet you.
 * Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
 * Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
 * To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
 * Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
 * How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
 * Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
 * Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
 * Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
 * Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
 * The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
 * Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
 * I was releaved after raking the yard.
 * My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
 * Cows are udderly hilarious.