343

When you have red hair and live in England, you are a gargoyle.

When you are a gargoyle, you become 343.

When you become 343, you join Halo Nation.

When you join Halo Nation, you act like a suckup.

When you act like a suckup, you get nominated for chat mod.

When you get nominated for chat mod, you lose the nomination.

And when you lose the nomination, you cause a shitstorm for over two years.

Don't cause a shitstorm for over two years.