Spartacus

When you love Halo, you join Halopedia.

When you join Halopedia, you learn about Halo Nation.

When you learn about Halo Nation, you join Halo Nation.

When you join Halo Nation, you meet T3CHNOCIDE.

When you meet T3CHNOCIDE, he calls you Flutterpuss.

When he calls you Flutterpuss, you start Skyping with T3CH.

And when you start Skyping with T3CH, you become a whale shark and he becomes a manatee.

Don't become a whale shark while T3CH becomes a manatee.